My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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