Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
