just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
He shit in the fireplace
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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