OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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