Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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