what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I have aggressive nipples.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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