my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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