is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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