fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Im just a social blackout drinker.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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