I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Randomize
