Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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