So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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