"it" just moved
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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