I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
We need to rekindle our bromance
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
We're using joints as your birthday candles
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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