The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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