guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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