Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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