she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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