I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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