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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.

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(703): View more from Virginia

is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?

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(314): View more from Missouri

Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.

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(315): View more from New York

I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.

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(512): View more from Texas

Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit

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(607): View more from New York

Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding

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