I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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