Non-Jews are for practice
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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