Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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