how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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