i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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