I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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