i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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