Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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