I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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