I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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