Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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