dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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