He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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