she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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