whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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