Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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