Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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