Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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