I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
You did what with his pubic hair?
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