My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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