You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Congratulations! We have a period
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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