I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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