Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
