at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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