You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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