Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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