so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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