Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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