This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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