People in love make me want to vomit
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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