Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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