Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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