This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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