Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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