WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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