I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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