I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i dont even know how to be here
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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